What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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