I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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