I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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