So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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