Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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