Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have tasted many bathrooms
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My feet surprised me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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