C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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