Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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