she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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