do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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