i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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