hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
