yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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