ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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