we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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