My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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