i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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