Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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