So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
