Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
