not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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