I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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