i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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