gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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