Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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