so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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