What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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