i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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