party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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