can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so let's talk penis.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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