omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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