wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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