Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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