Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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