dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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