sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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