i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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