I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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