some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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