i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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