What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
