Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
