Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
