Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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