so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
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The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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