i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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