you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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