shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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