NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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