Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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