id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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