Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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