the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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