Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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