I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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